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16 hours agoMember-onlyI’m Not Anti-Social, I’m Just Choosy About My Social EnergyHey there, fellow humans! Let’s talk about a subject near and dear to the hearts of many: being selective about our social interactions. You know, the kind of selective that makes you avoid social events like they’re broccoli on a pizza. But fear not, it’s not that we’re anti-social; we’re…Self2 min readSelf2 min read
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1 day agoMember-onlyThe secret to a successful TikTok danceHey there, fellow TikTok enthusiasts! Today, we’re spilling the beans on the not-so-secret secret to a smashing TikTok dance. Grab your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because we’re about to embark on a groovy journey through the world of viral dance moves. The Beat: It’s Your BFF First things first, you’ve got to…Tiktok App2 min readTiktok App2 min read
2 days agoMember-onlyLiving the High Life: Buying Expensive Groceries and Creating a Gourmet Dust CollectionMy Adventures in Splurging on Food That Eventually Becomes an Art Exhibit in My Pantry. — So, folks, let me just set the record straight right off the bat — I’m not saying I’m rich. Nope, not at all. But I can afford to buy those fancy, organic, artisanal groceries that scream “I know what I’m doing in the kitchen” and then proceed to let them…Medium3 min readMedium3 min read
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