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Hey You, Medium Readers! Unmask the Mystery of the Vanishing Comments!
An Intergalactic Investigation into the Elusive Art of Leaving Comments
Ahoy, esteemed Medium readers! Gather ‘round for a wild journey into the curious realm of the commentless! Do you know what’s more elusive than Bigfoot riding a unicorn? You guessed it — comments on Medium articles! Why, oh why, do you fantastic folks refrain from sprinkling our scribblings with the glorious confetti of your thoughts? Fear not, for I, the intrepid Brandt Amelia, have embarked on a quest to unveil this comedy-filled mystery.
Picture this: You, the silent observer, blissfully sipping your coffee, perusing our prose with a grin from ear to ear. But alas, the comments section remains vacant, like a ghost town in the wild west. Are you secretly honing your comment-craft, waiting for the perfect pun or witticism? Maybe you’re a comment ninja, striking when we least expect it! Fear not, dear reader; we welcome your every word, even if it’s just a well-placed “LOL” or “ROFL.”
Deep in the dark corners of cyberspace, a species lurks — the keyboard warriors! Armed with the mightiest of words, they bravely compose comments, only to erase them like masterpieces on an Etch-a-Sketch. Dear warriors, fear not the might of the “publish” button! Your comments are precious treasures, and even a quip as…
