I’ve done so many things for money, I’m starting to think I’m a Kardashian.

Confessions of a Broke But Glamorous Enthusiast

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Hey there, fellow budget-conscious folks! You know, they say money makes the world go ‘round, but for some of us, it just makes us dizzy. Picture this: I’ve done so many things for money that I’m starting to think I’m a Kardashian. Yes, you read that right, the Kardashian clan has got nothing on my hustle game. Let’s dive into my wild and wacky adventures in the pursuit of those elusive dollar bills and maybe a dash of fame.

The Odd Jobs Extravaganza

So, what’s a broke comedian to do when the rent is due, and the bank account is gasping for air? Well, I’ve tried it all — from dressing up as a human-sized taco for a street food promotion to holding a sign that read “Free Hugs” at a crowded intersection. Don’t judge; those hugs were worth at least five bucks each in my book.

Reality TV Reject

Now, let’s talk about my brief stint on a reality TV show. It wasn’t exactly “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” but it was more like “Trying to Keep My Sanity While Surviving a Haunted House.” Yes, I spent a week locked in a creepy mansion with a bunch of strangers who believed in ghosts. I made it out alive and with a small…