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Medium is The Only Place Where You Can Learn How To Be Perfect, Even If It’s Impossible

Unraveling the Hilarious Journey of Striving for Perfection on Medium.

Brandt Amelia
2 min readSep 25, 2023
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Hello there, my fellow Medium enthusiasts! Today, let’s embark on a whimsical journey through the wonderfully imperfect world of Medium.com, where you can learn the art of being perfect, even if it’s utterly impossible. It’s like trying to teach a cat to tap dance, but hey, we’re here for the fun of it!

The Perfection Paradox

We humans have this charming little quirk — we’re always striving for perfection, even though we know it’s as elusive as finding a unicorn in a haystack. But guess what? Medium.com is here to indulge our quest for the unattainable and turn it into a hilarious adventure.

The “How to Be Perfect” Guides

Medium is a treasure trove of articles that promise to reveal the secrets of perfection. From “The 10 Steps to a Perfect Morning Routine” to “Achieving Zen-Like Perfection in Your Closet Organization,” it’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet of self-improvement, served with a side of humor.

Learning from the Masters (or Not)

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Brandt Amelia
Brandt Amelia

Written by Brandt Amelia

Amelia, a writer and lover of literature.dedicates her life to the written word. https://brandtamela.medium.com/membership

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