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Medium Madness: My Steamy Love Affair with Clicks, Claps, and a Dash of Madness
Dear Medium readers, gather ‘round, because today, I’m about to spill the beans on a love affair that’s been brewing for years. No, it’s not a torrid romance novel, and there are no candlelit dinners involved (unless you count the glow of my laptop screen). I’m talking about my wild and wacky relationship with Medium, the place where clicks and claps reign supreme. So, grab your favorite beverage, cozy up, and get ready for the comedy of clicks and claps!
Love at First Click
It all started innocently enough. I stumbled upon Medium one fateful night, searching for a distraction from reality. Little did I know that I was about to fall head over heels in love with the world’s most intriguing collection of words. It was love at first click, and I was hooked.
The Seduction of Claps
As my love for Medium grew, so did my obsession with claps. Ah, those little hand emojis that held so much power! I found myself checking my stories like a nervous teenager waiting for a text from a crush. Would they clap? How many claps? The suspense was killing me.
