Medium Mania: Confessions of a Wordsmith Addict

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Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round, because today I’m about to spill the beans on why I write on Medium. But be warned: it’s a comedy of obsession, inspiration, and the occasional bout of mild hysteria. So grab your favorite beverage (preferably one that won’t fry your keyboard), and let’s dive into this wild ride through the Medium madness!

The Call of the Clicks

First things first, there’s this little thing called “clicks.” You see, dear reader, every click on my article feels like a tiny victory in a never-ending war for internet supremacy. It’s as if each click is a vote of confidence, a high-five from the virtual universe. And who doesn’t love a good high-five?

The Obsession with Stats

Ah, stats — the heart rate monitor of my Medium life. I refresh that page more often than I check if my coffee is still hot. “Did someone read my article in the last five seconds? Why hasn’t anyone clapped in the last three minutes? Is this what they call the writer’s emotional rollercoaster?”

The Elusive Virality

Writing on Medium is like chasing a unicorn through a maze of hashtags and headlines. One day, you think you’ve cracked the code, and the next, you’re wondering if your last piece was…