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The Dangers of Not Following and Clapping for My Articles
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round, because today we’re going to dive headfirst into a topic of utmost gravity. That’s right, we’re talking about the spine-tingling, nail-biting, hair-raising dangers of not following and clapping for my articles on Medium. Buckle up, because this is going to be a rollercoaster of laughter and revelations!
Danger #1: The Giggle Deficiency
You may not be aware, but failing to follow and clap for my articles can result in a severe giggle deficiency. The symptoms include a humorless existence, a tendency to take life too seriously, and an unfortunate propensity for dad jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to end up being that person who laughs at knock-knock jokes in elevators.
Danger #2: The Rogue Tumbleweed Syndrome
Picture this: you’re scrolling through Medium, minding your own business, when suddenly, a tumbleweed blows across your screen. That’s the sound of my article passing you by, unnoticed and unloved. Not following and clapping means you’re at risk of becoming a virtual ghost town wanderer, forever haunted by missed opportunities for comedic enlightenment.
