The Unbelievable Benefits of Following and Clapping for My Articles (Because Otherwise, You’re Totally a Unicorn Loser)

Hey there, my fellow Medium aficionados! I hope you’ve got your laughter muscles primed and ready because today, we’re going to explore a topic of utmost importance: why you’re missing out on life’s greatest joys if you’re not following and clapping for my articles. Brace yourselves for a hilarious journey through the world of unicorns, rainbows, and, well, losers.

Unicorns Are Cool, but You’re Not One

Let’s start with the basics. Unicorns are mythical creatures known for their majestic beauty and rarity. And guess what? If you’re not following and clapping for my articles, you’re about as rare as a unicorn at a theme park! Sure, you might be special in your own way, but you’re definitely missing out on the magical world of my storytelling.

The Science of Clapping (Hint: It’s Not Rocket Science)

Now, let’s get a bit scientific. Did you know that when you clap for my articles, it releases a burst of endorphins in your brain? It’s true! Not clapping for my articles means you’re depriving yourself of this natural high. So, while you’re out there trying to be all “cool” and “unfazed,” just remember that you’re…