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Why I’m Not a Procrastinator, I’m a Creative Thinker
Procrastination: The Fine Art of Letting Genius Marinate.
Ah, procrastination, my old friend. Some may call it the thief of time, but I prefer to think of it as the curator of creativity. You see, I’ve always believed that I’m not a procrastinator; I’m a creative thinker. Allow me to take you on a whimsical journey into the wacky world of my procrastinatory genius.
The “Eureka!” Moment: It Happens, Eventually
You know those brilliant “Eureka!” moments when you suddenly figure everything out? Well, I’ve discovered that they have impeccable timing — they arrive precisely when I’m supposed to be doing something else. It’s like my brain goes, “Oh, you have a deadline in two hours? Perfect time to solve the meaning of life!”
The Art of Productive Procrastination
Let’s talk about productive procrastination, shall we? You see, while others are busy doing whatever they’re supposed to do, I’m out here mastering the art of creative distractions. That article I should be writing? It’s getting mentally decorated with imaginary Pulitzer Prize stickers.
