Why You’re Basically a Comedy Thief If You Don’t Comment on My Articles

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Hey there, fellow Medium readers and writers! It’s time to address a matter of utmost importance in the world of online camaraderie: the art of leaving comments on articles. Or, as I like to call it, “Commentiquette.” 🖋️💬

Now, I’m not saying you’re all guilty of this, but I’ve noticed a certain misdemeanor happening in our beloved Medium community. Some of you out there are silently consuming my articles, like a sneaky cat burglar slipping away with the comedic treasures I’ve crafted. You read, you chuckle, and then… crickets. No comments. Nada. Zilch. Zero feedback.

So, why is this a crime against the realm of online humor, you ask? Well, dear reader, let me break it down for you:

1. It’s Basically Comedic Larceny: Imagine you’re at a stand-up comedy show, and the comedian delivers a punchline that sends the entire room into fits of laughter. But there’s that one person in the back, arms folded, wearing a poker face. That’s you when you don’t comment. You’re robbing me of my well-deserved virtual applause!

2. My Ego Needs Nourishment: As a humor writer, I have a delicate, yet insatiable ego that thrives on your praise and witty banter. Your comments are like the digital snacks that keep it going. When you don’t comment, my ego becomes a hangry…